Saturday, September 15, 2007

B's first blog

I asked B if he wanted to tell a story. For the most part, I only asked him, "what's next?" to get this.

Noah Noah builds an ark. The waterfall comes on the grass. Yeah? Boat sails on the waterfall water on the grass it sails on there. Sails on there. Sales on the waterfall water on the grass. The front things falls off. He parks it. People, all the animals came off. All the animals came off. Yeah?

Baby Jesus. The baby jesus in Mary's tummy. Mary's tummy is big. It has a baby inside. Its name. What's the baby's name? Babe Jesus! His name is Baby Jesus, yeah? The bad king comes to the house. He takes the baby Jesus away. The Mary and Joseph run to get her baby back. Mary and Josephs are mad! at the bad king, right? The good king say, "hey, where'd your baby Jesus go?"

The baby in the basket. Baby. In. A basket. He was in the water. The basket was in the water with the baby. Adam with the black hair. He comes too. Has brown hair. Has one beard and two beards.

Whats an astronaut? He goes out to space and parks in the sky. What's park in the sky? You need a spaceship.

(Pointing at two Chinese characters): mommie and the brother. That's Japanese.

He-Man! Japanese. He-Man and Japanese. The king said "Go to there! It's so messy in this cookie jar. Go to Japanese ones. Eat Japanese ones (he's playing with a box of Korean cookies). Ah!! (knocks papers off the table). Picking up all these things. Picking up the car. That's a big fall.

(Are you all done telling your story?)

No, not yet.

Little stinky frog. He says, "shhhh". Fly is flying around. Out went his tongue and sdkf the fly was gone. The beetle came crawling by.... (OK, B is too fast for me on this. He's reciting the sticky frog book.) The frog was gone!
What's the fish's name? Kiki the girl fish. Kiki!! Girl fish. Stomped the boy frog.

And baby cry and the boy frog eat him too. And kiki the girl fish comes to a shark! The pirates jump in the water, the sharks. The one big shark sticked his nose out. Out, out, out. with a captain and pirate and orange thing.The pirates went out of the water. Pirates are bad mens. Bad mens. Right? He can't be pirates anymore. Pirates are bad, bad, bad men. Captain Feathersword is a good, good, good pirate. 'You can't be pirates anymore', Dr. Doolittle said.

Mountain lion has daddy hair?

1 comment:

Ello said...

That'a great story! Now if you can only illustrate it too, you'd have a bestseller!