Warning, I did 2.5 posts tonight for some reason.
Here are some lyrics that I've always misheard. I could look up what they really are, but that seems anticlimactic somehow.
AC/DC "You should me all night long"
Had to cool me down
to take another round
Now I'm back in the rig
to take another swing
Now the walls were shakin'
the earth was quakin'
My mind was achin'
And we were bakin' when you
Shook Me All Night Long
Oh!! So that's what the song is about. A late night baking episode. If they don't wear oven mitts, they might end up with one unplanned bun in the oven.
Al Green "I'm so Tired of Being Alone"
I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of growing my own
Won't you help me girl just as soon as you can
This song is apparently about farming solo and its pitfalls.
Then this is a pair, which, well, it's just rude:
ELO "Don't bring me down"
Don't bring me dooowwwwnn
And Manfred Mann's Earth Band "Blinded by the light"
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche
Another runner in the night
WTF?! These people seem to have an odd obsession with feminine hygiene.
But then, wasn't the old Seals and Croft song:
Makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine of my thii-ighs?