1) There's a classic bit of internet humor that has little cartoons and profiles of the classic participants in an internet discussion with the bomb thrower, the guru, etc. I think I even linked it on my blog some time in the last three years. Anybody know what I am talking about and can give a hint on how to search for it?
2) We've got oodles of garlic cloves in our cabinets. Any recipe ideas? At, oh, 12 cloves of garlic per head, we must have... something higher than 144 cloves to use up. (Don't we stop memorizing our multiplication tables at 12x12? Ok, ok, you're all going to make me prove that I can do higher math in my head, so 156, 168, 170,... there; happy now?)