I have a whole big post planned in my head, but I just woke up with a shock from the bean bag chair at 1:00 AM. Turns out diphthongs aren't as exciting as one might think. At least it's the bean bag at home, not the one in the office. For people wishing to suffer my odd sense of humor, drop by Evil Editor's blog and view the comments for the query for 'Rods'. Sometime in the morning Eastern time, I should have two comments in there, one of which took a little while.