I was sent to the Onion due to an article on it about, the recent, random placement, of commas, in written, text. And from there I clicked on an article about police freeing 14 American Apparel models from a basement. I was amused reading it and I had never heard of American Apparel. Here's the Onion link. And here's a link to the real American Apparel store. Let a few of those pictures scroll on the Apparel site. The Onion seems to have nailed it.
Incidentally, I've always planned to write commentaries about the various catalogs that we receive in our house, but never gotten around to it. One day.