I'm gonna live forever....
B brought home a little writing sample from kindergarten today. He was supposed to write down three things that bug him. His three, in order, are:
1) When a bug pinches me.
2) When someone hits me.
3) When dad says "Go on time out" but I didn't do something bad.
Amusingly, we don't really use time outs anymore, but he does not get to watch movies sometimes or have to go to his room.