Robin has designated today and tomorrow reading time again. While my readings are always better when they involve material I didn't write and, of course, puppets, I have unfortunately followed instructions and read something I wrote a few years back. Not academic. And there's no puppets.
This is right in the middle of a short story, so if there were to be a reader of this, they would know more about the two characters than you do, but I think it pretty much stands up regardless.
It's just an mp3 file.